so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)
remember how profanity was made out to be the worst thing in the world when you were a kid and then when you grew up everyone was like “just kidding, nobody actually cares, we were just doing that so we could yell at you”
Sometimes I come across Real Actual Adults who get upset over swearing and every time they’re like the most sheltered bizarre extreme-christian-upbringing, and for them it’s also just a weird judging thing. Like where in the bible does it say “don’t say fuck”, point it out to me you little trad shit
holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror
when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
